This Time, I Hope You See; I'm Not The Enemy.
Getting burned sucks. #ThePriceOfHardLabor (Taken with instagram)

Getting burned sucks. #ThePriceOfHardLabor (Taken with instagram)

I need to get laid.

0430 in the morning…

And I’m up for work. And this will be the case every day this week.

Jesus hates me…

Why are you back?
Anonymous

God sent me to piss the world off.

As a man who openly celebrates his love of food [no thats not a weight comment ya look great], you have GOT to try jimmy john's subs.
Anonymous

One of my coworkers told me the same. I will as soon as I have time. I’ve heard nothing but good about them.

You ever realized you might be on the brink of being happier than expected, so much happier than you wanted, that it scares you to think about it....?
Anonymous

Is your interpreter here? Like, what the hell did that say?

Jimmy John's subs are fucking legit, amirite? :D
Anonymous

Wouldn’t know. Never had them.

They call it The Big Guido. I died a little.

They call it The Big Guido. I died a little.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, But you're kind of awesome, so yeah xD
Anonymous

Thanks, bro. Stay gnarly.

little-freeman:

Penguins, what a bunch of bastards. 

little-freeman:

Penguins, what a bunch of bastards. 

:D

Oh, hey there.

Whats the hottest daily clothing a girl can wear? Also, what's the hottest thing a girl can wear when trying to seduce/sexually impress you?
Anonymous

Hottest clothing will always be a pair of my boxers, and one of my t-shirts that’s way too big for her. Alwayssssss. And, frankly, I think a woman can be seductive, no matter what she’s wearing. It shouldn’t be about what you see. It should be about the actions taking place.

Sensitive sensitive. Are you always so easily irritated? So I thought something wrong about you. Why does that equal irritation? I'm a big enough person to apologize for offending you. : I'm sorry.
Anonymous

Bottom line is this: People spend too much time trying to find an answer for everything. They try to label and dissect and put an explanation on everything in this world. People are who they are. If they choose to divulge why they’re who they are, that’s on them. It’s not the place of meddling idiots to try and figure them out. And to make assumptions about someone’s character, and question their integrity… Like, how is that not supposed to set me off, bro? Think before you act.

How sad, how disgustingly pathetic…

I’m not even back on Tumblr for a week, and I’m reminded why I left in the first place.